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- 1. (Jack Shit) (1462↑, 217↓)Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
- U don't know Jack Schitt - Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son
Author: Primitiva http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/6507122. (jack shit) (484↑, 33↓)Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that. It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit. I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.
Author: cazort http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/12948593. (jack shit) (185↑, 50↓)1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything. 2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?" Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."
Author: Meik http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/809434. (jack shit) (109↑, 18↓)A term used to describe a lack of anything.I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit\!
Author: Carter SN http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/14640855. (Jack Shit) (65↑, 19↓)An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.You don't know Jack Shit. Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Author: Pipe Downn http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/36435846. (Jack Shit) (52↑, 11↓)nothing,ziltch,zero,empty,contains absolutely nothing.Asked if he had won any money on lotto, sam replied,"nah got jack shit" There was jack shit left in the fridge.
Author: timothy mark kluwen http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/23677517. (jack shit) (53↑, 32↓)having absolutly nothing."I don't own jack shit\!\!\!"
Author: PotatoChip http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/1419548. (Jack Shit) (8↑, 1↓)Poker term: 1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically. 2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.Player X: You had a straight? Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit\!
Author: Walrus Of Love http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/52374989. (Jack shit) (3↑, 0↓)This term is used to describe someone who thinks they know everything yet are often wrong. They will argue and lie to be right. Often get louder when challenged. It can also be said they have shit for brains. Often offer unnecessary information just to have something to say.Said to someone who is the offender."You know Jack shit about everything shit for brains".
Author: Lordsmith http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/530861010. (Jack Shit) (2↑, 1↓)The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
Author: El Holandés Rojo http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/530812811. (jack shit) (1↑, 1↓)1. To have nothing. 2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.Ie: I have jack shit for money. I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
Author: darkknight430 http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/509003812. (Jack Shit) (3↑, 4↓)Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom
Author: the dirty liberal http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/439650913. (jack shit) (2↑, 4↓)masturbating while taking a shitI just took a jack shit
Author: TknucksSucks http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/532409614. (jack shit) (2↑, 14↓)A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
Author: stinkygordo http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/338806915. (jack shit) (12↑, 31↓)when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same timewhat'd you do last night? Jack shit.... Oh that must've sucked... No... no sucking... just a handjob
Author: jackshit http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/290189216. (jack shit) (2↑, 21↓)the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.You don't know jack shit.
Author: bumpie http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/159873717. (jack shit) (22↑, 45↓)1. jack rabbit feces. 2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless. 3. nothing, or nothingness (see [jack squat])"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit." Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit." Correct: "He knows jack shit."
Author: Joe Bone http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/111451718. (jack shit) (15↑, 70↓)A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupidMan, you are such a jack shit\!
Author: KROD http://jack-shit.urbanup.com/945278Related: nothing, jack, nada, shit, diddly squat, jack squat, zero, diddly, fuck all, squat, zilch, bullshit, crap, jackshit, zip, bad, bitch, bored, dick, dumbass, google, jack schitt, lazy, none, nothin, poker, poopLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.
